The various sex machines you see me using do not replace human contact sex. Many Saturdays or Sundays you will find me at Melrose Spa in Hollywood, CA with my dick stuck in a gloryhole. I usually spend 4 or more hours there being edged by cum guzzling cocksuckers. Some of the world's best cocksuckers hang out there, honing their skills.

Although the sex machines do not replace live sex, they are a fabulous supplement. These machines ARE better than routine masturbation.

The advantages of a sex machine, include: 1.) They don't get tired. 2.) They never have a headache. 3.) They don't ask you to buy dinner. 4.) They don't engage in endless chatter. 5.) They don't expect you to get down on your knees and reciprocate.

Disadvantage of a sex machine, include: 1.) They don't know when to stop. 2.) They never say anything. 3.) They won't laugh at your jokes. 4.) They don't suck a cock as good as a real live cocksucker.

Here is a short list of the erotic fantasies/realities I enjoy:

Glory Holes
Gloryholes
Being edged by a cocksucker that doesn't want me to cum
Not letting a cocksucker get me off no matter how hard he tries
Getting milked
Exhibitionism
Cock Docking
Edging
Mutual masturbation (edging, of course)
Ball-play (yours and mine)
Ball Stretching
Cock Rings
Venus 2000
Accujac
Sex Toys of all kinds

OK, you know that when you buy toys through my sex toy store I make a small commission, but this is something that I get nothing if you buy it.

Regular readers here know of my intense love of gloryholes and I am telling you about this just because it is so fucking fantastic and I love it almost as much as my own cock. Of course, if the guys that make this thing want to send me a sample, I'll take it.

This is something you can set up anywhere you can find a door. This is so cool for guys on the road that like sucking cock. It's also great for guys that like being sucked in a gloryhole because so many cocksuckers love gloryholes but they don't have one and can't find one. Now you can provide a gloryhole and a cock for all the gloryhole cocksuckers that don't have a hole.

I am so excited about this product that I could cum in my pants just talking about it. I want one so bad! Any of my friends that are looking for gift ideas for Christmas, this is what I really, really, really want. You can all go together and buy it if you want.

Hey you guys at GloryHolesNow.com, I live in an area where a lot of young guys hook up in rural areas and parks because they live with Mom or are married, so you need to invent a gloryhole for cars!

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